Welcome to my blog. My name is Leeuna Foster, pronounced "Lee-you-na". I am an author and a newspaper columnist.
My humor column appears in several newspapers and other publications across the US.
Maybe you've heard of me - maybe you haven't, but either way, I hope you enjoy your visit. Leave me a comment, good or bad, before you go. I value the opinions of my readers.
Dear Person-Who-Made-Me-Sick, I wanted to send you a letter to let you know how much I appreciate your visiting me in my home last week. It was such a nice surprise. Thank you for singling me out as one of your special friends, and for taking the time away from your sick bed to come [...]
When I was a kid growing up there weren’t as many parenting rules as there are now. Of course there were things you just didn’t do. We got our “hides tanned” with a belt or a switch if we disobeyed, but nobody was abused. Even our teachers spanked us. But that isn’t the worst of [...]
When I received the proposal late Friday afternoon to become Mrs. Santa Clause, I just couldn’t refuse. After all, I’ve married nearly everybody else so why not marry Santa. Okay, seriously, you need to stop rolling your eyes at me that way. Actually, I didn’t really marry Santa. I just kind of borrowed his wife’s [...]
