Welcome to my blog. My name is Leeuna Foster, pronounced "Lee-you-na". I am an author and a newspaper columnist.
My humor column appears in several newspapers and other publications across the US.
Maybe you've heard of me - maybe you haven't, but either way, I hope you enjoy your visit. Leave me a comment, good or bad, before you go. I value the opinions of my readers.
(Letters From My Readers) “If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” ~Anatole France~ Hello again, Dear Readers: First of all, let me say that I appreciate all of you who read my column regularly. Secondly, I would like to be serious here for just a moment. Now stop [...]
“Sometimes, there just aren’t enough rocks” Forrest said to Jennie. Well, Forrest should have sent Jennie to my house where rocks mate and produce offspring faster than my husband and his shiny new lawnmower can get rid of them. Just when I think there is not another rock left on the planet, Hubby finds [...]
I call them Morning Glory People, and I don’t mean that in a good way. Actually, they’re more like poison ivy in a blackberry thicket. I can’t stand these people, all chirruping around like chipmunks at a nut farm. Though, in all fairness to them, I’m really just envious… These dawn breakers wake up so [...]
I said a really bad word yesterday. An ugly nasty “e” word that should never be spoken in mixed company. I said the word “exercise”. My mouth felt so dirty that I was forced to wash it out with chocolate milk. Actually, I do think that I should start exercising at least a little bit. [...]
