Archive for October, 2009

Hangin’ With The In-Crowd


I won! I won! Yeesssss! Okay,  I’m happy so I’m gonna brag about it a little bit if that’s okay with you. Stop doing the eye thing. I saw that! Give me a minute here and let me ‘splain it to ya. See, the thing is, this is the first time I’ve ever won one [...]

Time Flies Like a Rocket; Fruit Flies Like Peaches


This year has flown so fast I think I must have blinked because apparently I missed part of it. I went shopping last week and when I walked into the store I had no idea what month they thought it was. Here I was dressed in shorts, a thin summer blouse and sandals, glistening from [...]

Dog robbed of snak: bird denies allegations


Early last week  a crime occurred that shocked several here in the Bolgisphere.  It was reported that Nooter The Dog who resides at the blog of the same name was robbed at beak-point. According to reports, Mr. Nooter had taken his rawhide chew outside and laid it on the ground when a bird swooped in [...]

Stop honking or I’ll shoot


I fear our little town is being invaded by drivers from New York City or maybe even France. I say this because? Well lately I’ve been getting these honkers behind me in line at the traffic lights. They sit there revving their engines with their foot on the brake and when the  light changes they [...]

R.R. Hoodie: Another Fractured Fable


Once upon a time, I arose from my bed before dawn and baked bread. After the bread cooled sufficiently, I took several of the golden brown loaves from the rack and placed them in a basket along with some homemade jam. I donned my heavy sweatshirt, hung the basket on my arm and headed off [...]

The crack in the southern belle


Why do I write? Why do I subject myself to all this rejection? On any given day of the week I can get turned down on almost anything I request from another person. I can get put downs, turn offs and cold shoulders from my own family and friends. Why do I invite it from [...]

Some Funny Spam Comments


I’m still busy trying to meet some deadlines this week and I haven’t had much time to mess around with my blog.  I hurriedly checked my blog this morning and found a multitude of spam comments.  A couple of them made me laugh, so I wanted to take time to share them: ————————————————————————————— I  suppose [...]

Twisted History: Columbas Day


Long, long ago a man named Christopher Columbus decided he would like to have a holiday named after him. So off he went to Queen Isabella and asked her for three ships to sail across the ocean. He wanted to prove that the world was not flat and no body would fall off the edge. [...]

Braggin’ bout my blog bling


I just received the Superior Scribbler Award from one of my favorite bloggers, Frank Lee Meidere over at “I Probably Don’t Like You” blog. Don’t let the blog title put you off. Frank will probably like YOU. And I know you’ll totally Love him. He has such a wonderful sense of humor and such a [...]

Sticks and stones: the power of words


Words are very useful to us as humans. Without them we would be reduced to drawing little pictures on cave walls. However, words should be used with caution, despite the fact that they have been around almost as long as Newton’s law of gravity. Words can be dangerous when used haphazardly and without forethought. So [...]

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