Welcome to my blog. My name is Leeuna Foster, pronounced "Lee-you-na". I am an author and a newspaper columnist.
My humor column appears in several newspapers and other publications across the US.
Maybe you've heard of me - maybe you haven't, but either way, I hope you enjoy your visit. Leave me a comment, good or bad, before you go. I value the opinions of my readers.
Last week I had an out-of-body experience and I haven’t returned yet. I hate when that happens. I expect to be back soon, however. I’m hoping my upper respiratory infection will clear up and I can breathe without coughing, and I can cough without feeling like my head is cracking into a dozen pieces. I [...]
I’m sure that most of you get these scam emails all the time informing you that the sender is giving you a large sum of money and blablabla… While it makes me angry when people try to scam someone using God’s name, and claiming that they have a disease as terrible as cancer, I couldn’t [...]
SOME WOUNDS NEVER HEAL SOME MEMORIES NEVER DIE. 9/11/2001 THE DAY THE WORLD CHANGED
I’ve often felt that the government should stop sending people on all those fact-finding missions, since they merely return home a week later, all hung-over and factless. Fact-finding missions often result in nothing more than wasteful spending. I know this for a fact. Because… Last week, I went on a fact-finding mission for a blog [...]
I trust that everyone had a great Labor Day weekend. As for me, I’ve spent the entire weekend in bed, while in an attempt to break the monotony, tossing snot-soaked tissues at the waste basket. I have the grandfather of all colds. I don’t understand how so much liquid can be in someone’s head. At [...]
Labor Day is almost here — the last holiday of the summer. I know I’ve said this before but the days are passing by faster than a Chinese bullet train. Does it seem to you like we just finished observing Memorial Day? School is back in session, to the relief of 99.9% of all parents, [...]
I just had to share a funny photo I took last week. It’s our newest family member, Miss Kitty. Remember how I told you about our grandson wanting a cat and how his papaw and I got one for him. Oh yes and how we thought the cat was a male? Well, surprise! She isn’t. [...]
